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The DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE City of Brass cover is good and bad at the same time. While its very representational of a high level adventure, it sends a clear message to the dumb: Satan is going to cornhole Miss USA with a big red member and theres nothing science or the military can do about it. - Gene Weigel
Philotomy Jurament wrote:
TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
Gygax Games Gail Gary JRT

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Like. :D

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Source:

http://blueboxerrebellion.blogspot.com/

This guy needs to come hang out with us.
The DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE City of Brass cover is good and bad at the same time. While its very representational of a high level adventure, it sends a clear message to the dumb: Satan is going to cornhole Miss USA with a big red member and theres nothing science or the military can do about it. - Gene Weigel
Philotomy Jurament wrote:
TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
Gygax Games Gail Gary JRT

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I made some tables for record-keeping and other things. You can find them here

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That is a work of genius, and should be included in every single version of the rules ever (except that in 3e/4e it would probably have to be a fold-out A1 poster).

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Clever indeed! Now all he needs to do is draw a cleaned-up version in pen-n-ink and sell it.

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there's more similar stuff on his blarg.
The DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE City of Brass cover is good and bad at the same time. While its very representational of a high level adventure, it sends a clear message to the dumb: Satan is going to cornhole Miss USA with a big red member and theres nothing science or the military can do about it. - Gene Weigel
Philotomy Jurament wrote:
TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
Gygax Games Gail Gary JRT

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I made some tables for record-keeping and other things. You can find them here

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Seems a bit linear... :wink: :P
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Thats really cool. Would be neat to sneak into the next OSRIC printing, just need to 1Efy it.
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AxeMental wrote:Thats really cool. Would be neat to sneak into the next OSRIC printing, just need to 1Efy it.
There may be a 1e one on the site, I did see a 2e version.
The DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE City of Brass cover is good and bad at the same time. While its very representational of a high level adventure, it sends a clear message to the dumb: Satan is going to cornhole Miss USA with a big red member and theres nothing science or the military can do about it. - Gene Weigel
Philotomy Jurament wrote:
TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
Gygax Games Gail Gary JRT

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I made some tables for record-keeping and other things. You can find them here

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Not just clever. Fucking brilliant.
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Mythmere wrote:Not just clever. Fucking brilliant.
+1 to this.

The 3e one is fairly accurate and made me chuckle, remembering all the characters I created in 3.5 and PF, only to lose interest in their campaigns within 4 sessions.

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Wizards needs to hire that guy right now for their 5e game. NOW!
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Is_907 wrote:The 3e one is fairly accurate and made me chuckle, remembering all the characters I created in 3.5 and PF, only to lose interest in their campaigns within 4 sessions.
Not a problem you're having in our AD&D game so far. :lol:
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