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Fatbeard?

Full beard and moustache
16
33%
Moustache
3
6%
Goat Weed
7
15%
Side Burns
3
6%
Clean Shaven
13
27%
Chainsaw
4
8%
Other
2
4%
 
Total votes: 48
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Re: Fatbeard

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I realised I could save a fortune not buying razors if I used a beard trimmer so I have a permanent not-shaved-in-a-week very light beard. I look like a scruffy bum but I think of myself as a scruffy aristocrat.
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Re: Fatbeard

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I wish there was an option for a beard actually composed of fat... waddles? I don't have one of those either.
I vary pretty widely. Tried rocking the thick mustache w/o beard for the first time a couple of months ago, liked it.
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A short and scraggly beard of awesome. :D
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I've rocked the goat, the full beard, and an absolutely awesome Seventies porn 'stache that everyone I know absolutely hated - even my kids. :cry:

But for the most part, clean-shaven.
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Re: Fatbeard

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Years of studying mathematics has caused me to grow an invincible pair of sideburns.
I shave the rest of my face every Monday morning.
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I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.
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DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.
Yepremian! Dude, could you kick!
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TRP wrote:
DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.
Yepremian! Dude, could you kick!
He had more hair than me lol
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TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
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Re: Fatbeard

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DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.
I knew a guy once who had only sideburns, and they were sculpted as isosceles triangles (point upward).
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Re: Fatbeard

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Sideys. Had them since I was 14 or so. Shaved them off once while I was in university and a staff member remarked "you look like a chick".

Tried growing a beard out once while I was living in England. Got more attention from the fellas than the ladies. My chin grows out white and the whole thing feels really uncomfortable so I feel like a repentant hobo.
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Wrap-around sideburns with delusions of full-beardhood. I shave a few times a year, however.

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Black Vulmea wrote:I've rocked the goat, the full beard, and an absolutely awesome Seventies porn 'stache that everyone I know absolutely hated - even my kids. :cry:

But for the most part, clean-shaven.
Oh.....

You mean like this guy?
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