Fatbeard

[thedungeondelver]

That's great, Russel!


I'm cleanly shaven - when I don't shave, my facial hair comes in very spotty and scraggly - and I'm now shaving most of the dome, too.

Yeah, I've got the postholocaust ground-zero "beard" too. God forgot to re-wet the cotton swab with testosterone when he was painting that part of me. Everything else is hairy - my hair grows like bamboo. Just...no beard or mustache, just a nasty facsimile thereof.

[bobjester]

Lately, I like being clean-shaven, but with a malfunctioning bathroom sink, and repairs not coming too quickly, I've been sporting the scruffy-bum look. I usually find another bathroom in the building & plug up the drain with my thick, wiry stubble once a week, however.

I've sported the mustache/goatee before in the past, and for a few years just a soul-patch. That one was a honey-gitter. Too much gray now, so clean-shaven I will be - for a couple of days a week anyway.

[T. Foster]

I've had a full beard for the past 8 months or so. I occasionally get annoyed by it and consider shaving it off, but am held back by that fact that I think I look better with it, and knowing that if I did shave it and then changed my mind it would take the better part of a month to grow back into anything decent-looking.

[francisca]

I have a sparse full beard.

[Nerelas]

I've sported the mustache/goatee before in the past, and for a few years just a soul-patch. That one was a honey-gitter.

Okay, I have to ask... What is a "soul-patch"?

Do we have an answer on the chainsaw thing? Wow, I feel old.

Goatee/mustache for me, head shaved down to stubble (since about 1995). I tried the full beard thing earlier this winter after moving to New York State, but I smoke and the tobacco stench from my own facial hair drove me nuts.

EDIT: And BTW, I'm not fat, I'm big-boned (actually, I'm not even that, just slightly overweight).

[ThirstyStirge]

Handlebar moustache. Onlookers swear that I am Wyatt Earp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wyatt ... rtrait.png

I used to have a full-on ZZ Top beard, but I got rid of that years ago, since people assumed that I was either the Unabomber or a member of a terrorist org.
I'm secretly hoping that mutton chops come back in style.

[rogatny]

I'm clean shaven.

Hair is dirty

[tacojohn4547]

I've sported the mustache/goatee before in the past, and for a few years just a soul-patch. That one was a honey-gitter.

Okay, I have to ask... What is a "soul-patch"?

soul-patch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_patch

Think Howie Mandel on the Deal or No Deal show!

[Is_907]

I wear a Beard of Wisdom +2.

I have this. But it isn't working... I think it may be a cursed item posing as a Beard of Wisdom +2.

I've had a goatee and mustache or full beard with mustache consistently since I was 14 (9 years now.) Once I accidentally trimmed to aggressively and had to shave it all... coldest November ever. Thankfully I had the full beard back within a few days

[TRP]

[bbarsh]

Clean shaven. 12 years in the Army, and been out for 12. Can't shake it.

[bobjester]

I've sported the mustache/goatee before in the past, and for a few years just a soul-patch. That one was a honey-gitter.

Okay, I have to ask... What is a "soul-patch"?

soul-patch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_patch

Think Howie Mandel on the Deal or No Deal show!

Howie Mandel.... Last 'celebrity' I would have picked to show off a soul patch. Roseanne Barr would have been a better choice IMO, but hey! Whatever works.

For the record, my soul patch wasn't square, it was diamond shaped. Much more .

[Nerelas]

I've sported the mustache/goatee before in the past, and for a few years just a soul-patch. That one was a honey-gitter.

Okay, I have to ask... What is a "soul-patch"?

soul-patch:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_patch

Think Howie Mandel on the Deal or No Deal show!

Thanks. And I'd rather not (Mandel). I don't think my facial hair pattern could support one, or maybe I'd try it. I have the classic goatee pattern, with only a thinner V/Y of hair under the bottom lip.

[capitalbill]

Usually full beard, although it varies between grizzly adams, chinstrap, and just goatee depending on time of year, how I've been feeling, and whether I've had to clean up recently.

[matthulhu]

In terms of facial hair I usually look like I just ambled into town from up some mountain to replenish the whiskey and track down the dope man. I occasionally try to give it some shape or trim it close, but now that I work in an office so casual that it has a disco ball and dance music playing over the speakers, I'm inclined to let it go until owls nest in the damn thing.