[OT] Man assaults his DM with hammer

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[OT] Man assaults his DM with hammer

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That just... yea.

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See, you should not railroad your players.
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...DMs...can't live with 'em,...can't live w/o them (or hit them with a hammer)
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Post by TRP »

Dude gets total surprise, apparently max # of segments, and still he can't put his opponent away. Wanker.
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Obviously not using weapon proficiencies.
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Mailed the reporter to see what version they were playing......
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Let us take bets now. I suspect 3.0 or greater. The DM survived because it took so long for combat to take place. Sheesh.
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quatzl wrote:Let us take bets now. I suspect 3.0 or greater. The DM survived because it took so long for combat to take place. Sheesh.
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Loved this comment:
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"...if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail..."
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I say it's 4e. The guy just kept doing healing surges until the cops arrived.
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Sounds more like Donkey Kong. Wait! Isn't that the new setting WotC announced?
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You know it is kinda sad that our hobby is one of few that gets blamed when a participant goes off the deep end. If he was a baseball fan it would have never been mentioned. Besides that I betcha he's a Drizzt wanna be :D
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Post by DuBeers »

Stonegiant wrote:Besides that I betcha he's a Drizzt wanna be
Was he dual-wielding two hammers?
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