Inside the K&K Alehouse

[SirAllen]

1) What is your favorite word?
Honeypot
2) What is your least favorite word?
Upside (or any overused phrase to describe an athlete)
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The band Buried At Sea
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Red traffic lights can drive me into irrational rage
5) What sound or noise do you love?
A Neil Peart drum solo
6) What sound or noise do you hate?
Top 40 pop music
7) What is your favorite curse word?
"Christ on the Cross!"
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Assistant to Abby Winters
9) What profession would you not like to do?
Member of Puff Daddy's entourage
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Well, I guess you weren't so smart, Mr. Atheism!"

[stranger]

1) What is your favorite word? "Dad", I'm with Wheggi on this one.
2) What is your least favorite word? "specialist", I've seen to many of them with my son.
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? solitude in the woods
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Stupid people that don't know enough to just shut up.
5) What sound or noise do you love? My son laughing.
6) What sound or noise do you hate? My son crying.
7) What is your favorite curse word? Ignorant
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Game Warden
9) What profession would you not like to do? pedicurist
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Whose an ignorant dumb-ass now?

[Ancalagon]

1) What is your favorite word? Don't have a single favorite
2) What is your least favorite word? Don't have a single favorite
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Beauty
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Pettiness
5) What sound or noise do you love? A woman moaning in pleasure
6) What sound or noise do you hate? My alarm clock
7) What is your favorite curse word? The good ol' fashioned FUCK
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? MLB player
9) What profession would you not like to do? Ratcatcher
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? No, you're not fucked. C'mon in.

[CloaknDagger]

1) What is your favorite word? Adventure
2) What is your least favorite word? Work
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Reading a good story
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Dumbass people
5) What sound or noise do you love? The Wind, especially through leaves
6) What sound or noise do you hate? Obnoxiously loud bass or music from someone's vehicle
7) What is your favorite curse word? Dumbass
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Comedian
9) What profession would you not like to do? Food Services
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "YOU....SHALL NOT...PASS......, hehe, nah, just fuckin' with ya. Hurry up and grab your dice dude, game started like thirty minutes ago."

[TRP]

1) What is your favorite word? Discombobulated
2) What is your least favorite word? Politics
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Politics
5) What sound or noise do you love? Rain
6) What sound or noise do you hate? Fork tines scratched across a dinner plate
7) What is your favorite curse word? Fuckinasshole
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architect
9) What profession would you not like to do? Sewer Inspector
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You did alright."

[Thoth Amon]

1) What is your favorite word? Post-apolalyptic
2) What is your least favorite word? Cunt
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Women
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Those who know "the Truth"
5) What sound or noise do you love? Rain
6) What sound or noise do you hate? Screaching tires
7) What is your favorite curse word? Bitch
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Archaeologist (always been my dream job or a Chef
9) What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You are in charge now, keep these bitches in line!"

[JDJarvis]

1) What is your favorite word?- Love
2) What is your least favorite word? - No
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Joy
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? my ex wife
5) What sound or noise do you love? one of my babies breathing
6) What sound or noise do you hate? screams of the injured
7) What is your favorite curse word? F-U-C-K
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sculptor
9) What profession would you not like to do? Bureaucrat
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Just kidding. "

[Glgnfz]

1) What is your favorite word? - schnafte
2) What is your least favorite word? - Affenkotze
3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music
4) What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? cars
5) What sound or noise do you love? pages of a good book being turned
6) What sound or noise do you hate? chalk on the board (in the classroom)
7) What is your favorite curse word? Kack die Wand an!
8 ) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer / translator
9) What profession would you not like to do? politician
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? -"Hi! Good job you did down there!"