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Dinner life advice from my Twitter stream

Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Maintain pike intervals like there’s a maniple of legionaries charging who will close to sword range if you fuck up and give them an opening and then you, and all your battle brothers, are meat for the Roman beast.
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Conan, what is best in life?
The DUNGEON MASTERS GUIDE City of Brass cover is good and bad at the same time. While its very representational of a high level adventure, it sends a clear message to the dumb: Satan is going to cornhole Miss USA with a big red member and theres nothing science or the military can do about it. - Gene Weigel
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TRP wrote:I miss the old ways and worshiping the old gods.
I seldom bother; they don't listen, they just sit there, strong and dumb, on their mountain.
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Avaricum Twitter.
"There are more things, Lucilius, that frighten us than injure us; and we suffer more in imagination than in reality" - Seneca.
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Overlap your shields, and cut low.
"The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek." - Joseph Campbell
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Don't fire off a musket volley until you see the whites of their eyes!
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DungeonDork wrote:Conan, what is best in life?
To host quality late night programming, to make sure my ginger hair is coiffed perfectly every night, and... (Crap! Wrong Conan!)
I reject your reality, and replace it with my own.
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Jeffery St. Clair wrote:
DungeonDork wrote:Conan, what is best in life?
To host quality late night programming, to make sure my ginger hair is coiffed perfectly every night, and... (Crap! Wrong Conan!)
:lol:
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Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead!
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All things come to those who wait. Or at least, all the things that are left after the side that won the initiative has finished.
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Poop in one hand, wish in the other and see which one fills up faster.
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gizmomathboy wrote:Dinner life advice from my Twitter stream

Dance like nobody's watching.
Yeah...About that

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Stay on target
"This is a game about killing things and taking their stuff so you can become more powerful in order to kill bigger things and take even better stuff." - DungeonDork
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Make damn sure what you're paying for in Patpong.
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ThirstyStirge wrote:Make damn sure what you're paying for in Patpong.
If someone says 'I didn't know' - that's a lie. They knew, they just wanted any possible witnesses to think it was all a big mistake.

A favorite expat quote overheard:
If it was in fact all an 'orrible surprise, what were you two doing in that hotel room for 2 hours? Watching CSI?
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