Knights & Knaves Alehouse

I realised I could save a fortune not buying razors if I used a beard trimmer so I have a permanent not-shaved-in-a-week very light beard. I look like a scruffy bum but I think of myself as a scruffy aristocrat.

I wish there was an option for a beard actually composed of fat... waddles? I don't have one of those either.
I vary pretty widely. Tried rocking the thick mustache w/o beard for the first time a couple of months ago, liked it.

A short and scraggly beard of awesome.

I've rocked the goat, the full beard, and an absolutely awesome Seventies porn 'stache that everyone I know absolutely hated - even my kids.

But for the most part, clean-shaven.

Years of studying mathematics has caused me to grow an invincible pair of sideburns.
I shave the rest of my face every Monday morning.

I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.

DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.

Yepremian! Dude, could you kick!

TRP wrote:

DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.

Yepremian! Dude, could you kick!

He had more hair than me lol

DungeonDork wrote:I once had ONLY porkchop sideburns. The rest of my head was razor shaved.

I knew a guy once who had only sideburns, and they were sculpted as isosceles triangles (point upward).

Sideys. Had them since I was 14 or so. Shaved them off once while I was in university and a staff member remarked "you look like a chick".

Tried growing a beard out once while I was living in England. Got more attention from the fellas than the ladies. My chin grows out white and the whole thing feels really uncomfortable so I feel like a repentant hobo.

Wrap-around sideburns with delusions of full-beardhood. I shave a few times a year, however.

joe b.

Black Vulmea wrote:I've rocked the goat, the full beard, and an absolutely awesome Seventies porn 'stache that everyone I know absolutely hated - even my kids.

But for the most part, clean-shaven.

Oh.....

You mean like this guy?