[OT] Man assaults his DM with hammer
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:06 am
That just... yea.
Two shotguns. One .38.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:14 am
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:39 am
See, you should not railroad your players.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:45 am
...DMs...can't live with 'em,...can't live w/o them (or hit them with a hammer)
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:56 am
Dude gets total surprise, apparently max # of segments, and still he can't put his opponent away. Wanker.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:29 am
Obviously not using weapon proficiencies.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:32 am
Mailed the reporter to see what version they were playing......
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:59 am
Let us take bets now. I suspect 3.0 or greater. The DM survived because it took so long for combat to take place. Sheesh.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:32 am
Not being able to read anymore may prove a blessing in that regard.quatzl wrote:Let us take bets now. I suspect 3.0 or greater. The DM survived because it took so long for combat to take place. Sheesh.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:38 am
Loved this comment:
Oh crap, Jack Chick was right!
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:56 am
"...if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail..."
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:12 am
I say it's 4e. The guy just kept doing healing surges until the cops arrived.
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:12 pm
Sounds more like Donkey Kong. Wait! Isn't that the new setting WotC announced?
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:53 pm
You know it is kinda sad that our hobby is one of few that gets blamed when a participant goes off the deep end. If he was a baseball fan it would have never been mentioned. Besides that I betcha he's a Drizzt wanna be 
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:42 pm
Was he dual-wielding two hammers?Stonegiant wrote:Besides that I betcha he's a Drizzt wanna be