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Mordenkainen wrote:Someone's commode flushed and things got out of hand!

Have you ever heard my story about the piss elemental?

I was running a dungeon that had a room dominated by a low brazier with unlit coals in it. You could light the coals just fine with no problem, but if you doused the coals with water, the brazier was magicked to produce a steam elemental.

Swear to God, one of my PC lit the coals and then peed on them to extinguish the fire. The player was crazy that way.

I ruled that a piss elemental was created and that close in combatants had to save vs. poison or gag uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds.

Did the piss elemental look anything like this?

geneweigel wrote:

SightblinderX wrote:

geneweigel wrote: Don't laugh remember what they did with statting doors and walls?

IT'S A 20th level lake!

Man... wow... I think you just blew my mind...I have nothing...

So do I!

Seriously, are you getting offended? Or are you being 400% sarcastic?

CHHHHKKK Is this thing on?

Ummm...no offended....blown away. Levels on inanimate objects? Man...crazy stuff in that thar 3E....