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Attn: those from Arkansas and Missouri

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Got this email today:
Because of the climate of political correctness now pervading
America,those of us in Arkansas and Missouri will no longer be
referred to as HILLBILLIES.

We ask that you now refer to us as OZARK-AMERICANS.

Thank you!

Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry.

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Oh ha ha. :)
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I'm originally from southwest Missouri and my wife is originally from Arkansas. Having said that, I still prefer Hillbilly myself :D . Although Ozark-American does have a nice ring to it, hehehe.
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Appalachian-American?
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Or, as Louisianians refer to 'em. Yankees. :P
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xyanthon wrote:I'm originally from southwest Missouri and my wife is originally from Arkansas. Having said that, I still prefer Hillbilly myself :D . Although Ozark-American does have a nice ring to it, hehehe.

Joplin area perchance?

If so and you get back this way let me know. We will get some gaming in.
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Post by xyanthon »

JR,

From Springfield originally but my family still lives in Springfield and in Branson. I was just there last week! I wish I had known, heh. I'm going to try and get back more often because my son and soon to be son or daughter will want to spend more time with their grandparents. I'll try and let you know when I'm heading back that way!
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From Nevada, MO originally (due east of Fort Scott, KS) and I can say for certain that my family are thoroughbred hillbillies, every last one. My father rode to school on a mule until he was 16 years old. If that doesn't make you a hillbilly I don't know what does.

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Post by JamesEightBitStar »

Awww crud. I thought this post was to announce there would be an oldschooler's convention in our area. Dang.

That being said, I'm not a hillbilly, I'm a hilljimmy.

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blackprinceofmuncie wrote:From Nevada, MO originally (due east of Fort Scott, KS) and I can say for certain that my family are thoroughbred hillbillies, every last one. My father rode to school on a mule until he was 16 years old. If that doesn't make you a hillbilly I don't know what does.
That depends on if he stopped because he finally graduated 4th grade. :D

Bad joke, sorry but I had to do it.

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JamesEightBitStar wrote:Awww crud. I thought this post was to announce there would be an oldschooler's convention in our area. Dang.

That being said, I'm not a hillbilly, I'm a hilljimmy.
Hillbilly Jim? Where's cousin elmer?

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TheRedPriest wrote:Or, as Louisianians refer to 'em. Yankees. :P
I guess that makes you a yankee to us here folk down in Florida? :wink:
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